Max in this movie tho, dayumm
im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK
I want to have sex with Jake Gyllenhaal
In an infinite loop
I had it all figured out, so I cut out early, who cares? It’s probably a good thing, life sucks anyway. Then I met you and it got weird…and you were so amazing and I just wanted a little more time. So all in all, I’d say you’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. Goodbye, partner.